Dickon

Dickon can be found behind the Blushing Mermaid in the Lower City during Act Three.

“

That plum prosecco! Oh, gods, never again, never again... Solemn oath, solemn vow, solemn... wuurrgh!

„

— Dickon

Involvement

Act Three

Dickon,  Bleeri, and  Oaknuzzle are celebrating a last drink before joining the Flaming Fist. Although Bleeri and Oaknuzzle are comfortably drunk, Dickon feels ill from being drunk in the first time in his life.

Idle banter

• Bleeri

  What's the matter with you, freshie? I know you're green, but you don't have to turn green, heh!

• Oaknuzzle

  He attacked that bottle like someone was going to give him a medal for it.

• Dickon

  Urgh... I feel like I'm going to die.

• Bleeri

  Nah, nah. Hold on until after training, then at least you'll get paid for dying. Or your next o' kin will, at least.

• Dickon

  I don't have a... ugh... I don't have a sweetheart.

• Oaknuzzle

  Wonder why, with you being such a catch right now.

• Bleeri

  Don't you worry about that, freshie. Soon you'll have a handsome new uniform, coin in your pocket, and the pick of the finest strange the city's got to offer! And the first round can be on you.

• Dickon

  Don't even mention drink...

• Oaknuzzle

  You've gone and done it now.

• Bleeri

  He's a big boy, supposedly. Not like I forced it down his neck.

• Bleeri

  You done yet? Don't even have any chunks to blow - it's all water!

• Oaknuzzle

  Water?

• Bleeri

  Well, liquid anyway.

• Dickon

  Where's it all coming from? There was just the toast, then a chaser, and one for the road...

• Bleeri

  It was quite a road, as I remember. Had to refuel a few times.

• Dickon

  Never again...

• Oaknuzzle

  Never again, until next time.

• Bleeri

  Deep breaths, laddie. You'll be right in no time.

• Oaknuzzle

  Good, because we have no time - this leaky wineskin's due back at barracks.

• Bleeri

  Half the new recruits will be in the same way - there's no rush.

• Bleeri

  Keep sucking in that sea air. Good for what ails you.

• Dickon

  Ale? Don't even say it...

• Dickon

  I think... I think I'm better now. Can't miss my first roll call for the Fists.

• Oaknuzzle

  You might want to wash up, first. Got a few souvenirs from the night stuck to your chin.

• Bleeri

  Aye, and you smell like that place down the docks where they dump out the fish guts.

• Dickon

  Urrgh... why'd you have to say that?