Lockhorn

Sister Lockhorn is discussing the possibility of being in the Baldur's Mouth Gazette in the Lower City during Act Three.

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I'll never understand people who don't want to be famous. The more the more people like you, the more you can get away with.

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— Lockhorn

Involvement

Act Three

Sister Lockhorn and  Lolo Fuzzletoes are near the balcony of Baldur's Mouth considering their prospects for being in the newspaper.

Idle banter

• Lolo Fuzzletoes

  Do you think they might write about me in Baldur's Mouth someday?

• Sister Lockhorn

  Only if it's to review that awful fashion disaster you're wearing.

• Lolo Fuzzletoes

  Oi! I dress well. For my budget.

• Sister Lockhorn

  Perhaps you should start your own opinion column.

• Lolo Fuzzletoes

  I could do that! I have loads of opinions!

• Sister Lockhorn

  I was joking. You really aren't that interesting.

• Lolo Fuzzletoes

  For a moment there, I thought you actually valued me as a person.

• Lolo Fuzzletoes

  I need to do something heroic. That'll get their attention.

• Sister Lockhorn

  You could start by standing on a ladder. So they can actually see you.

• Lolo Fuzzletoes

  Sometimes I wonder why we're even friends.

• Sister Lockhorn

  That crier says Lord Gortash is dead! Should we get copies of the latest Mouth? You know, as souvenirs? (If Enver Gortash is killed)

• Lolo Fuzzletoes

  Sod that, I've got a better idea - I bet they'll be doing citizen-on-the-street reaction interviews.

• Sister Lockhorn

  You're right! This could be our chance to see our names in the daily broadsheet.

• Lolo Fuzzletoes

  Keep your eyes open! Let's see if we can spot an interviewing reporter.